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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via pagingme)

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111983
Posted
18 minutes ago

yourfatherisahamster:

toji-suzuhara:

why is annie the nose of the series like

image

mike zacharius.

why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when

image

mike zacharius.

(via ratchet-jean)

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12608
Posted
18 minutes ago
total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.

Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

(via steampoweredcor)

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86974
Posted
19 minutes ago

slutwhat:

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous.

(via ratchet-jean)

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506205
Posted
19 minutes ago

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

(via pizza)

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38352
Posted
20 minutes ago

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via pizza)

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77116
Posted
20 minutes ago
cyberphuk:

togifs:

[video]

"Hello sir, I’d like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative…"

cyberphuk:

togifs:

[video]

"Hello sir, I’d like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative…"

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via neenya)

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154168
Posted
23 minutes ago

indecisivelyunchangeable:

weird-bug:

i just made this video

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

(via 2srooky)

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12800
Posted
24 minutes ago
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